Strong Arms, Strong Seas

Strong Arms, Strong Seas is a romance novel written by the number one, New York Times bestseller Laurel Hardcastle from the House of Hardcastle. It's like a dime store romance novel that Bug is currently reading.

The cover sports a Fabio-esque male lead with swashbuckling clothes similar to Bug's. Also on the cover is a woman looking into the distance. The book originally had approximately 300 pages, but Bug's copy has about 75, due to him ripping out the sections where things get inappropriate (the steamy romance sex).

Quotes
"It's ... lousy."- Ali Gordon