Characters

Second Best follows the adventures of Bug, Yolanda, Gail, and Hue in a fantasy realm called Siemas. They’re not the finest adventurers in the land - a fact they’re reminded of a lot.

Dungeon Master

 * Stephen Buckley

Player Characters

 * Ali Gordon as Bug (a.k.a. Brywyn Vox Moorwalker)


 * Marty Scanlon as Hue Iameras


 * Glo Tavarez as Yolanda


 * Stephen Kelly as Gail Tartarsauce 

Guest Player Characters

 * Zach Cherry as Luck Sherry
 * Andy Vatter as nginX
 * Carlos Valdes as Onaka Tano
 * Corin Wells as Lusana and Mielikki

Major NPCs

 * Queen Kinaine
 * Celeste Shalehardt
 * Parga Memoria
 * Fenaire Koljai
 * Crotan
 * Banor Galesti
 * Famore
 * Adrix
 * Itotia Hundbaatz
 * Omine
 * Iutl
 * Captain Fuckit William Pegback
 * Ikthan
 * Lesder Mayweather
 * Onaka Tano

Supporting NPCs

 * Lykke Nilda
 * Chief Aldonna
 * Miss Segundin
 * Bahali
 * Jet Drake
 * Criv and Magog
 * Luck Sherry
 * Ahzbit Hundbaatz
 * Helen Palmbuck
 * Missouri Jones
 * Miranda Velasquez
 * Karyelle Tano
 * Michael
 * Lorenzo

Minor NPCs

 * Reshenelle
 * Bejen
 * Bafar
 * Lappin
 * Dr. Michelle Brandt
 * Sprinkles, Daphne, Porkchop, and Horse
 * Frank the Frog
 * Chanel
 * Talamus
 * Celesna
 * Hooferd
 * Matilda Tartarsauce
 * Maboar
 * Waythorp
 * Dan and Elmira
 * Tiny Boy
 * The Goat Miscreants, the small children that believe an old goat lives in Gail's house
 * Frank the PA
 * Brie Bardson
 * Perrin
 * King George
 * Polonius Jefferson
 * Ophelia Schuyler
 * Rivan, Gail's apple vendor contact
 * Igkaant
 * Kianto
 * Choptaun
 * L'koola
 * Dirk Tartarsauce
 * Skye Tartarsauce
 * Wendy
 * Mike Naise
 * Maiden Chyna
 * Goddammit Bill Pegback
 * Little Peggy Pegback
 * Tecquie
 * Nettle
 * Shoeless Joe
 * Growly Garrick Cornatious
 * Georgia
 * Tim
 * Caruthers
 * Wibbly Lizzie Garnisher
 * Too-Tall Reed
 * Stink-Eye Ralph
 * Knifey Nichole
 * The Franks (Frank, Frankie, Frances, and Francine)
 * Three-Drink Lauren
 * Wink-Eye Ralph
 * Pink-Eye Ralph
 * That's-Much-Too-Long-for-a-Nickname Umberta
 * Frabio
 * Dillon Goffredo
 * Ulyana Hilja
 * Madhav Rod
 * Valentin Karan
 * Cody

Major Antagonists

 * Dr. Frank Brandt
 * Akluatok
 * Shinette
 * Pepén
 * Dietrich O'Doalt
 * Cassius Burr
 * NginX
 * Saizen
 * The Ladies of the Bay
 * The Brown Recluses
 * The Claw

Minor Antagonists

 * Corpulent Demon
 * Gisilbert Mercurious
 * Chikita
 * Frank Brandt's Monster
 * The Harpies
 * Wart-Eyes (Halmore), Poison-Mouth, Bad-Hair
 * Aklak
 * Karpok
 * Blackrock
 * Fa-19
 * Edris Elbow
 * Emile Dwarfheim

Organizations

 * Milarien's Finest
 * The Tranquility Team
 * The Smart Friends
 * The Kahul
 * Yazha
 * The Council of the Illumined
 * The Ladies of the Bay
 * The Claw
 * Crew of the Sophie Sorrowfeather
 * Crew of the Troy Troutskipper
 * The Brown Recluses